OFFICIAL HOLLYWOOD TOP 27 - WEEK 6

This last week there were some surprise results, creating many more ranking loops in every conference. With Thanksgiving next, we must all sit back and appreciate the hard-working farm gals out there. Such as Hillary Fisher.



PRIOR OHT27s:
2016 - final
week 1
week 2
week 3
week 4
week 5

STEP 1: RESULTS

Canada West
Sep 29 Alberta 36 Manitoba 25
Sep 29 Regina 50 Saskatchewan 40
Sep 29 Calgary 31 U.B.C. 17

Ontario
Sep 30 Carleton 33 Ottawa 30
Sep 30 York 2 McMaster 32
Sep 30 Queen's 54 Windsor 10
Sep 30 W. Ontario 29 Laurier 13
Sep 30 Guelph 53 Waterloo 49

Quebec
Sep 30 Sherbrooke 30 Concordia 13
Oct 01 McGill 0 Laval 34

Atlantic
Sep 30 Saint Mary's 22 St. F.X. 21
Sep 30 Mount Allison 14 Acadia 33

STEP 2: REGIONAL RANKINGS

The rankings show each team's conference record followed by their overall record. The games marked # are non-conference games. The games marked * are games against a jabroni.


Those big tractor wheels are eye-catching.

CANADA WEST

1 Calgary (5-0, 5-1) beat Alta Reg Man Sask UBC lost Reg#
2 Regina (3-2, 4-2) beat Cal# UBC Alta Sask lost Cal Man
3 UBC (3-2, 4-2) beat Alta# Man Sask Alta lost Reg Cal
4 Saskatchewan (2-3, 2-4) beat Man Alta lost McM# UBC Cal Reg
5 Alberta (1-4, 1-5) beat Man lost UBC# Cal Sask Reg UBC
6 Manitoba (1-4, 1-4) beat Reg lost Sask UBC Cal Alta

Calgary and Regina overcame opponents hoping for a leap-frog, and at the other end the Evil Monkeys finally got a win. You knew it had to be coming. This also creates a lot of loops in the rankings.


A tractor with a comfortable seat is worth its weight in gold come harvest time.

ONTARIO

1 W. Ontario (6-0, 6-0) beat York* Gue McM Wind* Que Laur
2 McMaster (4-1, 5-1) beat Sask# Carl Ott Gue York* lost UWO
3 Laurier (4-1, 4-2) beat Tor* Carl Que Wat lost Con# UWO
4 Carleton (2-3, 2-4) beat Que Ott lost Lav# McM Laur Wat
5 Ottawa (4-2, 4-2) beat Gue Que York* Wind* lost McM Carl
6 Guelph (3-3, 5-3) beat SFX# MtA# Wind* Tor* Wat lost Ott UWO McM
7 Waterloo (4-2, 4-2) beat Wind* York* Tor* Carl lost Laur Gue
8 Queen's (1-4, 2-4) beat McG# Wind* lost Car Ott Laur UWO
9 York (1-4, 1-5) beat Tor* lost Sher# UWO Wat Ott McM
10 Toronto (1-4, 1-5) beat Wind* lost Mtl# Lau Wat Gue York*
11 Windsor (0-6, 0-6) lost Wat Tor* Gue UWO Ott Que

The OUA had been falling into place every week, until now. The big games were Cartoon U beating UfO, and Guelph bring Waterloo back to Earth. Those 4 now form a mid-block, all of whom have beaten the others. How have they fared against one another?

Carl 1-1
Ott 1-1
Gue 1-1
Wat 1-1

Jeez. Well, Cartoon U and UfO have at least beaten half-decent Queen's so they go up top, and Guelph and Waterloo follow. Of course, those teams can easily switch in the coming weeks since they are basically in a dead heat right now.


It takes great horticultural skill to farm in high heels.

QUEBEC

1 Montreal (4-0, 5-0) beat Tor# Con Lav Sher McG
2 Laval (4-1, 5-1) beat Car# Sher McG Con McG lost Mtl
3 Concordia (2-3, 3-3) beat Lau# Sher McG lost Mtl Lav Sher
4 McGill (1-4, 1-5) beat Sher lost Que# Lav Con Mtl Lav
5 Sherbrooke (1-4, 2-4) beat York# Con lost Lav Con McG Mtl

The Bees were looking like a sleeper team. Maybe that's the problem. They fell asleep and now hav a split against Sherbrooke. So we have another loop. And against one another they are:

Con 2-1
McG 1-1
Sher 1-2


When half mounted on a tractor one can get a great look out over the fields.

ATLANTIC

1 Saint Mary's (5-0, 6-0) beat Aca# SFX Bish Aca MtA SFX
2 Acadia (3-2, 3-3) beat Bish SFX MtA lost SMU# MtA SMU
3 St. F.X. (2-3, 2-5) beat MtA Bish lost Gue# MtA# SMU Aca SMU
4 Bishop's (1-3, 1-3) beat MtA lost Aca SMU SFX
5 Mount Allison (1-4, 2-5) beat SFX# Aca lost Gue# SFX Bish SMU Aca

Mount Allison sinks with another loss. The rest hold firm.

STEP 3: THE BLEND


Smiling whilst at work makes the day fly by.

"CONTENDERS"
1 Calgary (5-0, 5-1) beat Alta Reg Man Sask UBC lost Reg#
2 Montreal (4-0, 5-0) beat Tor# Con Lav Sher McG
3 Laval (4-1, 5-1) beat Car# Sher McG Con McG lost Mtl
4 W. Ontario (6-0, 6-0) beat York* Gue McM Wind* Que Laur

"THE UPPER BLOB"
5 McMaster (4-1, 5-1) beat Sask# Carl Ott Gue York* lost UWO
6 Regina (3-2, 4-2) beat Cal# UBC Alta Sask lost Cal Man
7 Laurier (4-1, 4-2) beat Tor* Carl Que Wat lost Con# UWO
8 UBC (3-2, 4-2) beat Alta# Man Sask Alta lost Reg Cal

"THE LOWER BLOB"
9 Carleton (2-3, 2-4) beat Que Ott lost Lav# McM Laur Wat
10 Ottawa (4-2, 4-2) beat Gue Que York* Wind* lost McM Carl
11 Saskatchewan (2-3, 2-4) beat Man Alta lost McM# UBC Cal Reg
12 Concordia (2-3, 3-3) beat Lau# Sher McG lost Mtl Lav Sher
13 Guelph (3-3, 5-3) beat SFX# MtA# Wind* Tor* Wat lost Ott UWO McM
14 Saint Mary's (5-0, 6-0) beat Aca# SFX Bish Aca MtA SFX
15 Waterloo (4-2, 4-2) beat Wind* York* Tor* Carl lost Laur Gue

"HAM'N'EGGERS"
16 Queen's (1-4, 2-4) beat McG# Wind* lost Car Ott Laur UWO
17 Alberta (1-4, 1-5) beat Man lost UBC# Cal Sask Reg UBC
18 McGill (1-4, 1-5) beat Sher lost Que# Lav Con Mtl Lav
19 Acadia (3-2, 3-3) beat Bish SFX MtA lost SMU# MtA SMU
20 Manitoba (1-4, 1-4) beat Reg lost Sask UBC Cal Alta
21 St. F.X. (2-3, 2-5) beat MtA Bish lost Gue# MtA# SMU Aca SMU
22 Sherbrooke (1-4, 2-4) beat York# Con lost Lav Con McG Mtl
23 Bishop's (1-3, 1-3) beat MtA lost Aca SMU SFX
24 Mount Allison (1-4, 2-5) beat SFX# Aca lost Gue# SFX Bish SMU Aca

"JABRONIS"
25 York (1-4, 1-5) beat Tor* lost Sher# UWO Wat Ott McM
26 Toronto (1-4, 1-5) beat Wind* lost Mtl# Lau Wat Gue York*
27 Windsor (0-6, 0-6) lost Wat Tor* Gue UWO Ott Que

Calgary's unbeaten run through the CW gives them #1 overall. All the conferences now have a loop effect. So rankings become a challenge. Some winnowing has cut back the upper blob, and overall teams have been moved down a bit. The lower blob teams could easily become ham'n'eggers and vice versa.

NEXT UP

Oct 05 Waterloo Queen's
Oct 05 McMaster Toronto
Oct 05 Laurier York
Oct 05 Concordia Montreal
Oct 06 Carleton W. Ontario
Oct 07 St. F.X. Mount Allison
Oct 07 Acadia Bishop's
Oct 07 Laval Sherbrooke

Don't forget back to next week's OHT35.