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BigJake
2008-10-06, 10:50
ok whussell i'se here and I'M IN!

4.46! wow now that is fast! probly from a lot of free meals...eat n run ... dine n dash ... runnin from all those nasty fans at the peps! :D :D :D

was wonderin if we should use a point system fer the wager ...

1 point - dance after tackle and point finger at opposing team and say sumthing dumb ... when yer down 20 - 0 :D

2 pts - biting :D

3 pts - punch in the nuts :D

4 pts - gang up and beat up lone fan from opposing team :D

Russell2000
2008-10-06, 12:08
Senor Gordo jacko

No problem running away from Laval fans these days . You may not have heard but the PEPS is very quiet these days as the fans are pretty much sleepy. I heard a rumor but don’t tell anyone :

Huge pharma conglomerate Hoffman-Roche will become a major sponsor of the Rouge et Or and the PEPS will be renamed LaVALIUM Stadium in 2009 :p

As for the wager ….

1 point - dance after tackle and point finger at opposing team and say sumthing dumb ... when yer down 20 - 0 ( 12 different mother tongue on Carabin rooster so you won’t know if something dumb was said ):confused:

2 pts - biting ( no chance we bite an opposing player. Did it against Laval a few years ago and our guy was sick for a week )

3 pts - punch in the nuts ( unfair for you … SMU players have no balls ):D

4 pts - gang up and beat up lone fan from opposing team ( Beware Jake as most Carabin fans carry weapons at all times ) :eek:

Mr. BJ , this is too easy . I know you want to be soft on us coz we’re visiting but you got no chance of winning this way . I have a couple of suggestions that will equalize things a little.

5 pts - spitting

6 pts - naked fans coming on the field to try to tackle a WR about to score a winning TD with 1,8 seconds left. :mad:

7 pts – stepping on the other team’s logo :D

8 pts – Harassing cheerleaders in the middle of the field.:D :D

Now I think it’s fair !

Jac
2008-10-06, 12:15
ok whussell i'se here and I'M IN!

4 pts - gang up and beat up lone fan from opposing team :D

I want to make one thing clear Big Jake, on that game saturday i doubt Russell will be there, but i will.

So, please would tell that gang of yours who beat up lone fan from opposing team, not to beat Small Jac. If need be, i'll even send a photo of me and my wife so there's no mistake in identification.

marton
2008-10-06, 12:49
I want to make one thing clear Big Jake, on that game saturday i doubt Russell will be there, but i will.

So, please would tell that gang of yours who beat up lone fan from opposing team, not to beat Small Jac. If need be, i'll even send a photo of me and my wife so there's no mistake in identification.
Enjoy the trip, Huskies Stadium is usually a great place to attend a game.

Well, not so much last year, and I don't only have the result in mind... but rather the VERY ANNOYING bugger who thought he was funny in shouting "Send them home!" in my ears... like 50 times.

But otherwise the SMU folks are very welcoming, and quite knowledgeable of the football game. If you're lucky you might even stumble upon a few .org regulars there.

BigJake
2008-10-06, 13:11
oh yea its a home game, forgot. :o that was a dig for whuss...guess it backfired...

no worries at husky stadium (i hope!) they're pretty good there.


I want to make one thing clear Big Jake, on that game saturday i doubt Russell will be there, but i will.

So, please would tell that gang of yours who beat up lone fan from opposing team, not to beat Small Jac. If need be, i'll even send a photo of me and my wife so there's no mistake in identification.

BigJake
2008-10-06, 13:14
excellent whuss! only had a minute today when posting - couldnt remember em all - old and senile ... :D

this'll be a smuch fun as last year when that other Q team came to town all fulla themselves.....:D :D :D

la Tuque
2008-10-06, 13:17
Marton is right, Small Jac.

The SMUcks may look like meanies on this forum but in real life, their Brides have a pretty tight leash on them & their bark is worse than their bite.

Here is a pic of my first encounter with BigJake :eek:

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i147/gilles999/barkinghuskies-1.jpg

Jac
2008-10-06, 13:22
Enjoy the trip, Huskies Stadium is usually a great place to attend a game.

Well, not so much last year, and I don't only have the result in mind... but rather the VERY ANNOYING bugger who thought he was funny in shouting "Send them home!" in my ears... like 50 times.

But otherwise the SMU folks are very welcoming, and quite knowledgeable of the football game. If you're lucky you might even stumble upon a few .org regulars there.

Been there two years ago. We felt a little bit out of place being the only two real Carabins fans in the place, the other two where the mother and the boyfriend (don't start rumors here, i mean the mother's boyfriend) of the one Carabin who's famous and loved by all Laval fans, Jonathan Jodoin.

I agree with you, folks where very welcoming, even after we won the game.

BigJake
2008-10-06, 13:23
dosnt laval or x have a thread of their own? get lost...:D

la Tuque
2008-10-06, 13:34
I'd normally stay out of the way, BJ, but I met Small Jac in Montreal & would hate for anything bad to happen to him.

Also, Ive been desperately looking for Redmen fans to see if it's worth starting a challenge. I'll likely skip this week :rolleyes:

Bizz
2008-10-06, 14:25
I want to make one thing clear Big Jake, on that game saturday i doubt Russell will be there, but i will.

So, please would tell that gang of yours who beat up lone fan from opposing team, not to beat Small Jac. If need be, i'll even send a photo of me and my wife so there's no mistake in identification.

Don't worry about Small Jac. When I went there with Bizz Jr, he was welcomed by those «Tag girls». He's been looking for them ever since and always bugs me about buying him that Tag «body talc». If I can find that picture (I suspect it's somewhere in his room), I'll post it... :) :)

Russell2000
2008-10-06, 14:25
I want to make one thing clear Big Jake, on that game saturday i doubt Russell will be there, but i will.


jac, are you traveling by plane with CKAC or driving ? As for your " I doubt Russell will be there " well good for you if you can follow the team wherever they go but I can't ! I'm always in between Montreal and Germany and there are times where I prefer watching the game on TV or even radio than moving my tired body to the CEPSUM or wherever the Carabins are playing !!
As for next Saturday , the 5 pm game time is great and we're gonna have a super party at home with Tremblay beer, chicken wings , onion rings and a 24-19 victory by the Carabins !! And I'm also a smoker so if I feel like having one at 7:57 in the first quarter , then I have one that's it !! no stadium rule.
Not following the team everywhere they go or not painting my face in blue every Saturday doesn't qualify me as a lesser fan !!
Understood buddy ??

Bizz
2008-10-06, 14:28
jac, are you traveling by plane with CKAC or driving ? As for your " I doubt Russell will be there " well good for you if you can follow the team wherever they go but I can't ! I'm always in between Montreal and Germany and there are times where I prefer watching the game on TV or even radio than moving my tired body to the CEPSUM or wherever the Carabins are playing !!
As for next Saturday , the 5 pm game time is great and we're gonna have a super party at home with Tremblay beer, chicken wings , onion rings and a 24-19 victory by the Carabins !! And I'm also a smoker so if I feel like having one at 7:57 in the first quarter , then I have one that's it !! no stadium rule.
Not following the team everywhere they go or not painting my face in blue every Saturday doesn't qualify me as a lesser fan !!
Understood buddy ??

Hey, Russ. Only thing missing in there is watching the game on The Score. You can suscribe to it (if you have Videotron at least) for as little as 1.99$ per month (cheap to see your beloved team, but I don't think you can put it on your income tax).

BigJake
2008-10-06, 14:35
can we make a trade with germany? ... anybody wanna chip in? :D

damn Mrs. Lecter coulda ended the whole thing last saturday at dinner...:D

even the german's keep sendin him back ... :D

Jac
2008-10-06, 15:14
jac, are you traveling by plane with CKAC or driving ? As for your " I doubt Russell will be there " well good for you if you can follow the team wherever they go but I can't ! I'm always in between Montreal and Germany and there are times where I prefer watching the game on TV or even radio than moving my tired body to the CEPSUM or wherever the Carabins are playing !!
As for next Saturday , the 5 pm game time is great and we're gonna have a super party at home with Tremblay beer, chicken wings , onion rings and a 24-19 victory by the Carabins !! And I'm also a smoker so if I feel like having one at 7:57 in the first quarter , then I have one that's it !! no stadium rule.
Not following the team everywhere they go or not painting my face in blue every Saturday doesn't qualify me as a lesser fan !!
Understood buddy ??

We are going for the whole week end, leaving by plane on friday night and coming back on monday night. Everything has been planed and reserved last summer.

As for the real fan thing, it wasn't intented at you, it's just that in 2007, out of the four Carabin fans at SMU, we where the two who where not related to someone on the team.

And i'm not the painted kind, jersey and cap are enough for me. Guess i getting to old for that.

BigJake
2008-10-06, 15:28
sounds like yer lookin forward to this trip frere jacques! hope u have a great time! (but hope SMU wins :) ) Halifax is a good spot.

Russell2000
2008-10-06, 16:56
Hey, Russ. Only thing missing in there is watching the game on The Score. You can suscribe to it (if you have Videotron at least) for as little as 1.99$ per month (cheap to see your beloved team, but I don't think you can put it on your income tax).


merci bizz ! I am a recent "The score" subscriber and really enjoy it . Can't wait for the SMU-MTL game. Just in case SMU kicks our butt , we'll have started to drink well before kick-off time.....:p we'll probably go for "DA MIX"
TV on "the score" with the sound on CKAC .....OHHHHHHHHHH WOWWWWWWWW RA-BA-TU !! RA-BA-TU !! lol



We are going for the whole week end, leaving by plane on friday night and coming back on monday night. Everything has been planed and reserved last summer.


fantastic jac !! I wish you and your wife a great week-end !! I envy you really ! I used to do that with my wife too .... a lover's week-end with a football game in between .... we did it a couple of years until my wife was hit by a budweiser can at the PEPS .... that was it for the football week-ends !!


can we make a trade with germany? ... anybody wanna chip in?

damn Mrs. Lecter coulda ended the whole thing last saturday at dinner...

even the german's keep sendin him back ...


LOLLLLLLL you are a funny guy BJ , dunno if you're gonna be in such a good mood on Saturday 8 PM !!! :D :D

well uncle Whuss2000 has time on his hand so he's gonna tell you more about
last Saturday's dinner with boss Gunther and her lovely wife Ingrid Lector.
I ring the bell on this very bavarian home at exactly 7 PM in Frankfurt ( euro time ) and the butler introduces me to Gunther and Ingrid. Gunther asks me to come into the lounge and asks me if I want white wine.... sure Gunther ....we have one bottle then another one before Ingrid calls us for dinner . we have more wine , sausages , choucroute , beer , wine until Gunther falls asleep . Ingrid then invites me to the "salon" sits next to me and asks me : ( I'm sweating )
Vussell , vould you like some tsocholates ?? hummm not really mrs Shreibermanshaftunzig .... I have to go .... then she asks me :
Vussell , I vould like to go vith you to cavabins-zuskies game in zalifax !!
Ve coud zuse ze company plane .... no no Ingrid let's meet there !! and then I left and later realized I had given Ingrid Shreibermanshaftunzig Lector 2 tickets for the Mcgill-laval game at the PEPS ....later this fall !!

Section 4 row C seats 25-26 ... please Laval fans , I know i've been a real pain but vould z'you take care of a lost bavarian mature lady if you see her ??

Thanks in advance , Vussell2000

Cstbrophy
2008-10-06, 17:06
even if montreal loses, there is always donair to cheer you up postgame.

BigJake
2008-10-06, 18:20
thats hilarious whuss! i think thats exiled fan and fenris's seats. ingrid will be sittin on their laps! :D

Mattrak
2008-10-07, 04:38
.... we did it a couple of years until my wife was hit by a budweiser can at the PEPS .... that was it for the football week-ends !! LOLLL I almost spit out my coffee...:D The Peps can be a rough place sometimes. I can't wait to go there next year wearing my garnet gear...OK, I'M scared:eek: :D

BigJake
2008-10-07, 04:55
yea those Laval fans are BAD!:eek: ... they tried to kill me on sausages and curds and steak and budweisers ... nasty :D kill me again :)

WINESKIN
2008-10-07, 08:08
Marton, are you making fun of my stumbling............

BigJake
2008-10-07, 16:43
gouge de morsure de coup-de-pied

battez vers le haut une majorette

nous sommes les carabums

poinçonnez-les dans les écrous

rah rah rah :D :D :D (sheeesh i need a vacation...:D)

Bizz
2008-10-07, 16:48
gouge de morsure de coup-de-pied

battez vers le haut une majorette

nous sommes les carabums

poinçonnez-les dans les écrous

rah rah rah :D :D :D (sheeesh i need a vacation...:D)

I would start with a VOSP cognac if I were you... :rolleyes:

Jac
2008-10-07, 16:51
gouge de morsure de coup-de-pied

battez vers le haut une majorette

nous sommes les carabums

poinçonnez-les dans les écrous

rah rah rah :D :D :D (sheeesh i need a vacation...:D)

Do you have the english version, because this doesn't makes sense in french.

Lee
2008-10-07, 17:01
The second and third line would be :

beat up a cheerleader
we are the Carabums


Really don't know about the first and last though. Good stuff again BJ !! :D


By the way, are the Carabins taking the bus to Halifax. I know some fans and journalist are going by plane, but I think that teams have to travel on the ground ?

BigJake
2008-10-07, 17:06
i figured since whuss was writin french i would too...:D



battez vers le haut une majorette
beat up a cheerleader

gouge de morsure de coup-de-pied
kick bite gouge

nous sommes les carabums
we are the carabums!

poinçonnez-les dans les écrous
punch em in the nuts!


rah rah rah :D :D :D (sheeesh i need a vacation...:D)

Russell2000
2008-10-07, 18:01
gouge de morsure de coup-de-pied

battez vers le haut une majorette

nous sommes les carabums

poinçonnez-les dans les écrous

rah rah rah (sheeesh i need a vacation...)
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BJ , I was so impressed by your French that I called Bloc Québécois leader Gilles ( le bonnet ) Duceppe and it's a done deal BJ !! you're the first out-of-Quebec candidate for the Bloc Québécois !!:mad: you will be a candidate in the Acadie-Bathurst riding Jake !! The Tories, the Liberals and the NDP have no candidate yet so your only opponent will be former world-famous rock star Wilfrid Lebouthillier ( the lobster ):D ... a tuff fight BJ but Ingrid and I are leaving tomorrow to give you a hand. We have a meeting scheduled Saturday 5 PM at the Shediac synagogue .... Make sure you're not late Jake !!

Also BJ your French is so .... "hip hop" that I think you may have a career as a rapper in Quebec.... Just include some swearing ( whuss can help with this ):D :D , a basic music and you're on your way to stardom mate !!

BJ and the whuss is born :

gouge de morsure de coup-de-pied
on est les rois des pénalités
yo muddaf.... yo

battez vers le haut une majorette
ou bein donne lui une jambette
yo muddaf.... yo

nous sommes les carabums
et on vise la poche mon homme
yo muddaf.... yo

poinçonnez-les dans les écrous
pis apres vole-lui tous ses sous
yo muddaf.... yo

The futures is ours gordo ...yo muddaf.... yo :D :D

BigJake
2008-10-07, 18:24
created a monster :D

Russell2000
2008-10-08, 14:12
Gross Jacke !

I’ ll probably show up at the game . I will be behind the Carabins bench waiting. I’m about 5’-5 ½ and 135-137 pounds; I’ll be wearing a « Montreal Grand Prix « red cap and a white T-shirt with a Carabin flag on it : it’s written TRY TO BURN THIS ONE in orange letters !! :eek:

Since I’ll be staying over , Would you be kind enough to tell me which Escort Service do you guys normally use ? :cool:

Thanks in advance , Whuss

BigJake
2008-10-08, 15:11
ahahahaha good one whuss. the red and white will make a nice target :D ... i'll be hidden away on a roof with a scope on ya...:D

actually i'm in north carolina - doin some work with the blue devils and the tarhheels...

ha love the t-shirt mon...

5’-5 ½ and 135-137 pounds; dynamite in small packages eh ... :D


Gross Jacke !

I’ ll probably show up at the game . I will be behind the Carabins bench waiting. I’m about 5’-5 ½ and 135-137 pounds; I’ll be wearing a « Montreal Grand Prix « red cap and a white T-shirt with a Carabin flag on it : it’s written TRY TO BURN THIS ONE in orange letters !! :eek:

Since I’ll be staying over , Would you be kind enough to tell me which Escort Service do you guys normally use ? :cool:

Thanks in advance , Whuss

cjstora
2008-10-08, 15:46
I'll try to say hi for you, BJ.

la Tuque
2008-10-08, 15:56
...Since I’ll be staying over , Would you be kind enough to tell me which Escort Service do you guys normally use ? :cool:
BJ's favourite is the RainHalo Club... :D

Russell2000
2008-10-09, 14:29
Monsieur Gros Jack ,

How are you ?

I had a tuff day ! As a trader on the US/European markets for a Bank , I will probably lose my job tomorrow at 10 AM . If I’m lucky, I will keep my job until 4 :00 as my employer will most likely go bankrupt ! :( :(

Just to tell you that even in these tuff times I will honor my commitments :

1) I will show up at the game but I’m now weighing 123 ¼ and probably be at 110 when I get to Halifax. I may dress differently as I have only one X-small t-shirt.
It’s a black t-shirt , printed in white : REHAB is for quitters . :D

2) I will keep the internet at least for the next 10 days. Watching BJ with a Carabin
Avatar will be priceless and probably one of the last great moments of my life before I enter the Homeless Center.


actually i'm in north carolina - doin some work with the blue devils and the tarhheels...



Hey BJ ! If you need someone to help you train those cheerleaders , think about Uncle Whuss . I’ll work for free , and be more than pleased to bring the Ladies home after work . I can fit 2 in the front and 7-8 in the back of the pick-up truck . :cool:

BigJake
2008-10-09, 16:01
I had a tuff day ! As a trader on the US/European markets for a Bank , I will probably lose my job tomorrow at 10 AM . If I’m lucky, I will keep my job until 4 :00 as my employer will most likely go bankrupt ! :( :(

sorry to hear that whuss :( ... shoulda did Big Ingrid, the boss's wife like she wanted :D ...

well they say these things happen in 3's...ya lose yer job...carabums lose...ya get hit in the head with a donair at the SMU game...:D

THEN sumthin good will come along fer ya!

whenever i'm down in the dumps, a little meatrack manluv always puts me rite...:D

Russell2000
2008-10-10, 10:16
sorry to hear that whuss ... shoulda did Big Ingrid, the boss's wife like she wanted ...


Got axed last night ( by e-mail ). Tuff world. I’ll be the one laughing when the Bank goes belly up and Boss Herr Gunther sits next to me at Market Reaserch Telephone Center next month …. Hey Gunthie , you look great with your headsets!! :D Phone Gunther Phone LOOOOOLLLLL
(Better laugh than cry right ? ) :)

But that unfortunate incident increases the Carabins chances tomorrow as too many bad things just can’t happen in one single week :

- Carabins losing with 1,8 sec. left , losing your job,the Grand Prix, $1400 job on the car thanks to the Montreal potholes …. And the Carabins losing again ?? NA , CAN’T HAPPEN right BJ ? :confused:

Just in case , I’m going to the Oratoire St-Joseph for a little prayer . Climbing the stairs on my knees etc etc … I’ll use the bus so maybe I can make some new friends ! :(

My call :

Fumble recovery by Montreal at the SMU 24 with 2,07 left . FG , final : Carabins 17 Huskies 15 .( congrats for the 5 FG’s ).

Whuss

BigJake
2008-10-10, 19:01
hang in whuss! things can only get better. just got in from n.c. - catchin up.

make a few bucks...take SMU, down to -8 now. That will start u on yer comeback! :)

good luck in life mon ami...but not against SMU :D

Fenris
2008-10-17, 09:05
Cute Avatar Russell. ;)