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Bizz
2012-11-19, 08:13
Since I don't want to be mixed with the Calgary lose.. err Dinos, I'm starting this one considering Guster already threw a glove. Would also look weird to have McMaster, then Laval praised in the same thread... :D

I glance at the glove on the ground, look at Guster, go back and forth between the glove and Guster....(reminds me something) Ah yeah, last time I saw Guster, purple was the colour or was it Argos blue, not maroon.

I say to myself "someone who likes betting on the weak teams" while slowly getting down to get the glove, making sure my robe doesn't end up dirty on those Toronto filthy sidewalks. I then get back up in a swift movement making sure the glove hits Guster right on the chin while I let out the awaited words with my mighty and respectfull voice :

I'm IN ! Feel lucky that I want to jeopardize my praised avatar for a team winning last year by luck as it is mentionned in that boring commercial.

Fenris
2012-11-19, 12:31
Guster, Get your a$$ here and say I'm in just to make it official!

I'll try to mix a little story like I did in the past. No promise though.

Of course, I'm in.

Oil Thigh
2012-11-19, 12:55
I am in but it is really not that big a deal since I wear the avatar of the defending Vanier Cup champion anyway ...

Bizz
2012-11-20, 11:28
Guster, Get your a$$ here and say I'm in just to make it official!
Guster already said I'm IN for the Vanier in the Calgary challenge thread. I started this one not to get mixed up in all the Calgary pledges to Mac.

Shawa
2012-11-20, 17:52
I'M IN

Fenris
2012-11-21, 02:30
Guster already said I'm IN for the Vanier in the Calgary challenge thread. I started this one not to get mixed up in all the Calgary pledges to Mac.

Yeah but it's not here. I note however that going to the Calgary McMaster thread is good for him. It will help him think about his praises for next week. :p

Guster
2012-11-21, 06:01
Okay already!....... I'm in ... I'm here.... I'll be there.....
Fenris, I am looking forward to your praises!
Shawa, the praises better be good this year..... You have to make up for last year.... One post all week... Shame and double shame.
Bizz, I really wanted to collect Mac avatars, that's why it would've been cool to have them all on one thread. But if you decide to slap me with the glove,....... On your own turf....... Well that's okay, for I'll support my teams no matter what colour they are or which thread I must do battle. I'm doing quite well this weekend with my teams ...... Two of the three are playing this weekend :)
If it weren't for that anonymous whiner causing BU to lose the W .......... Could've been three for three. ;)

la Tuque
2012-11-21, 07:17
Still waiting for mayor Regis Labeaume to slap his glove across the face of mayor Bob Bratina...

In football, Rob Ford is my hero... :D

DSquared
2012-11-21, 09:08
I rarely even look at this part of the website and missed last year's avatar challenge and I was likely the most outspoken supporter for McMaster (few of us own a crystal ball that actually works), no chance I'm not in this year.

I'm positive I can come up with seven backhanded compliments should the team with the most consecutive wins in CIS history get upset on Friday :)

Fenris
2012-11-22, 11:28
I rarely even look at this part of the website and missed last year's avatar challenge and I was likely the most outspoken supporter for McMaster (few of us own a crystal ball that actually works), no chance I'm not in this year.

I'm positive I can come up with seven backhanded compliments should the team with the most consecutive wins in CIS history get upset on Friday :)

Good! The more the merrier.

Fenris
2012-11-22, 11:29
Okay already!....... I'm in ... I'm here.... I'll be there.....
Fenris, I am looking forward to your praises!
Shawa, the praises better be good this year..... You have to make up for last year.... One post all week... Shame and double shame.
Bizz, I really wanted to collect Mac avatars, that's why it would've been cool to have them all on one thread. But if you decide to slap me with the glove,....... On your own turf....... Well that's okay, for I'll support my teams no matter what colour they are or which thread I must do battle. I'm doing quite well this weekend with my teams ...... Two of the three are playing this weekend :)
If it weren't for that anonymous whiner causing BU to lose the W .......... Could've been three for three. ;)

I hope you understand what you just said could come bak to haunt you... :D

Guster
2012-11-22, 14:34
I hope you understand what you just said could come bak to haunt you... :D

Yea.... I'm just the perennial optimist :)

Fenris
2012-11-23, 19:23
Yea.... I'm just the perennial optimist :)

I'm unable to go to sleep. I'm jumping around like a flea on a hot pan. So I'm going to be insuferable instead. Please, don't say I always am.

Guster, I'm looking forward to your praises. ***Evil smile***

'Your praises are better be good' you said? Hahaha (Evil laughter)

Bizz was right to have you come here... Hahahahahahahahaha (mad laughter)

DSquared
2012-11-24, 06:07
Post 1

Winning and losing graciously is something we're supposed to learn from a young age....I personally think that's horseshit and Laval.....you suck.

You suck to a point where you've literally become the most winning team in CIS history in the shortest period of time. The Rouge et Or are indeed a dynasty, even the CBC (who after numerous emails apologized for not giving any pregame coverage) finally acknowledged the game existed.

http://www.cbc.ca/sports/football/cfl/story/2012/11/23/sp-vanier-cup-laval-mcmaster-121123.html?cmp=rss

Guster
2012-11-24, 15:30
So here goes...... Ummmmm ..... Laval is good at stealing Macs game plans........ The O30U
Evidence is in the final score.

Ps I don't look too bad in or et rouge, n'est pas?

marton
2012-11-24, 16:32
The O30U
Bizz renamed the thing.

U30O.

Seems proper enough. :p :D

DSquared
2012-11-24, 16:38
Bizz renamed the thing.

U30O.

Seems proper enough. :p :D

as RPW said..... Touche

Fenris
2012-11-25, 01:44
(...)

Ps I don't look too bad in or et rouge, n'est pas?

Don't worry, Rouge & Or goes with everything, makes you appear slimmer and, more importantly, makes you look like a winner. :D:p

I can't believe we got a full bragging year ahead of us.

DSquared
2012-11-25, 10:49
Day 2

The commercialization and mystique surrounding Laval continues to grow with Ontario stores changing their allegiance and stocking their shelves with Laval Christmas ornaments.

Damn you Home Depot!

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/841/lavalphoto.jpg

Fenris
2012-11-25, 10:56
Day 2

The commercialization and mystique surrounding Laval continues to grow with Ontario stores changing their allegiance and stocking their shelves with Laval Christmas ornaments.

Damn you Home Depot!

http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/841/lavalphoto.jpg

Are you praising or complaining? :p

DSquared
2012-11-25, 14:42
Are you praising or complaining? :p

LOL, complaining that I'm praising?

I thought this was a pretty good find, took the picture, uploaded so I could post on here.......if anything I should get points for effort.

Guster
2012-11-25, 20:53
Laval is very good at looking to other teams for inspiration.
Laval has seven Vanier trophies.
The Argos have sixteen Grey Cups. Only nine more to go O et R!
:D

DSquared
2012-11-26, 12:08
Day 3

Laval has the largest budget in the CIS and refuse to waste it on nicer uniforms or even warm up robes.

DSquared
2012-11-26, 12:20
OK, I'm going to post ahead as I've decided a quick trip to the Bahamas is the perfect solution to not getting a 2nd Vanier........we all must suffer in our own ways :).

Day "4"

Laval is such a great football team that Pauline Marois's newest proposal for an independent Quebec includes the Rouge et Or as their official National Team. Not having to ever face a team outside the province ensures their greatness for an eternity.

DSquared
2012-11-26, 12:29
Day "5"

Laval is good
Laval is great
Betting against them
Has sealed my fate

Boutin is fast
And he runs with class
Unlike his Oline
That just mow opposition over

Today is day three
But it feels like a month
Since I've been singing the praises
Of the Laval bunch

DSquared
2012-11-26, 12:34
Day "6"

The Laval team is so great that their players refuse to take salaries from the house league team in Hamilton called the Cats. Rumours are flying that Stala and Fantuz were checking their eligibility wanting to join the Rouge et Or next season as they'd like to win a ring, even if they wouldn't get a starting spot on the roster.

DSquared
2012-11-26, 12:45
Day "7"

What more can be said about the greatness of Laval, they've done it all.

No one in the Q wants to play you anymore
Teams even try to leave
But when no one else will take them
We watch the scores and heave

Tomorrow at this time
I'll be sitting on a beach
Drinking a "Kalik" (local suds)
And fondling a chick

From time to time
The game will enter my mind
Erasing it won't be easy
But sun, beach, bikinis and casino are all kind

I promise you now,
No better yet vow
Until the 7 official days are done
I intend on having fun!


2012 Vanier Cup Champions - Laval Rouge et Or

marton
2012-11-26, 12:59
Good stuff, D2. Keep it coming. :)

DSquared
2012-11-26, 15:15
Good stuff, D2. Keep it coming. :)

7 day commitment Marton, I'm officially done singing praises. I have to be honest, I doubt I'll think of much after landing tomorrow.

Guster
2012-11-26, 15:57
Crap DSquared....... You've taken all the stock phrases ....er praises...from the book already!
Wait to leave me in my own for the rest of the week.:(
On the other hand , have fun in the Bahamas.

I'll post my third after a few....... Wineskin says rum and 7 up?

Guster
2012-11-26, 21:06
It is nearing the end of 2012,
And the village of Aamillthun has reveled
In the glories of the Vanier.

But the dark shadow is feared,
So to protect the precious chalice
The Marauders shall go to the centre of the universe.

There the Marauders will hope to learn,
The secrets in protecting the treasure
As it is the year of the Red and gold.

The challenge will be fierce.
There are some warriors that are new to the battle.
There are some that remember.....

Will the Red and Gold come disguised?
Will they be children of the dark side ou
Will they wear les uniform rouge et blanc

Si rouge et blanc
Alors les gars sont
Fat et rapide

There is rumour, the dark side has
Learned secret tactics,
From Manchester United.


( too be continued .............)

Ps damn iPad ...... Don't they know Canada is bilingual ?

DSquared
2012-11-29, 12:55
It is nearing the end of 2012,

There is rumour, the dark side has
Learned secret tactics,
From Manchester United.


I decided to check the board while my wife is getting ready.

Comparisons to ManU........those are high praises you sing Guster, maybe beyond your avatar responsibilities.

Weather was 28 and sunny all day today. The pain of Vanier is starting to slip after a few days of relaxing. Today was a steady diet of champagne in a cabana bridging the beach.....

Fenris
2012-11-29, 14:02
I decided to check the board while my wife is getting ready.

Comparisons to ManU........those are high praises you sing Guster, maybe beyond your avatar responsibilities.

Weather was 28 and sunny all day today. The pain of Vanier is starting to slip after a few days of relaxing. Today was a steady diet of champagne in a cabana bridging the beach.....

For this, I'm sure you'll burn in CIS hell.:p

Guster
2012-11-29, 22:46
Villagers from all over the land
were congregating
at the centre of the universe.

Stories were told of the man
donning the red cape,
leading the O & R through blue and green.

The Mighty Q was seen
Circling over the dome
providing a sense of awe.

excitement was rising,
as the querie of the day was
Revenge or Repeat?

The Mighty Q and the Marksman
had dealt blows to the Purple Ponies
and the Maligned Gryphons

And the accolades (et les peignoirs)
had struck a nerve
in the spine of the O&R

For the Red and Gold, Vengence it would be ...
Charge! .mais la premiere chose ...
Les Coiffeur pour hommes!

(still more to come..... )

The O&R make such pretty boys ;)

Guster
2012-12-02, 08:16
Whew..... 7 days..... Not even 7 posts.
Just nauseous and febrile with the hex of complimenting Laval..... Don't know if I can make it...... But I will not give up only to look forward to future avatar challenges.

Guster
2012-12-02, 08:18
Crowds gathered at the centre of the universe
In numbers never before seen .
The legend of the O&R was intriguing.

The man in the Red and Gold cape
Had arrived with his magical black hood.
The Mighty Q had experienced this magic before.

This magical force is sometimes called AGN,
Sometimes Plesius and sometimes Mathuin-Pouliot
But the strength of this force seemed insurmountable this season.

It is a force that the O&R has used frequently,
Yet they will need to check their coffers
As 2/3 of this magic has now been stolen by........ Aamillthun. :D:D;)...... Meow!

Guster
2012-12-04, 04:21
Not that I had much creative juice in the pot this year..... But it's running dry and I have to get rid of this avatar before I become totally mentally unstable.
( plus I want to enjoy the Argos win:))

So O&R have some great runners..... And it appears a good supply ...

I could use a couple for my hallways. I would invite the whole Marauder team to walk all over them.:o


(Runners.....( definition)
Football. the ball-carrier.
........... .a long, narrow rug, suitable for a hall or passageway.)

Guster
2012-12-05, 16:47
So the 2012 Vanier proved the O&R ..... Ees zee roughest, toughest, muck-luckest Canuck football team in the CIS.

Of course, their supporter...... Blacque Jacque Shellaque.... He even wears Laval colours.

http://looneytunes.wikia.com/wiki/Blacque_Jacque_Shellaque?file=Blacque3.jpg




Of course, the players get to practice in the rumpus room and talk with Fifi from
Montreal.... All in order to make one tougher....

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=63i0ncXiaXE&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D63i0ncXiaXE


That's all folks!

Fenris
2012-12-07, 02:54
So the 2012 Vanier proved the O&R ..... Ees zee roughest, toughest, muck-luckest Canuck football team in the CIS.

Of course, their supporter...... Blaque Jacque Shellque.... He even wears Laval colours.
(...)
That's all folks!

He's not the only one that wore the R&O colors recently. :)